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Where was Roger Clemens last night?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Flying Headbutt, Sep 22, 2008.

  1. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Flights from Texas to NYC getting too expensive these days? I didn't see him at the closing of Yankee Stadium. Old time player intros go all the way down to Mike Pagliarulo, Kevin Maas, and the ghost of Rafael Santana, but we didn't see even a glimpse of Clemens. Odd.

  2. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Of all the dramatic things not to happen last night.
  3. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Well played, Boom.
  4. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    He was in George's box.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Hope it wasn't George Michael.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Did Susyn weep?
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Probably popping back acne and wondering why his nuts are so small.

    Oh wait. They always were that small.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Maybe Roger simply didn't want to talk about the past.
  9. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    He had an eye appointment -- a "third eye" appt. or was that a "second nose" appt.?
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    He was taking it in the butt.
  11. Completely on purpose. He was excluded from the montage of pitchers, which included plenty of other lesser players who weren't there. Honestly, who do you side with in this one?
  12. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    He was never really a Yankee, he hitched a ride to get himself a ring - I bet there isn't a single fan upset he wasn't there, and that wouldn't have changed had there been no steroids.
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