Where the heck did this rain come from!?

Not 10 minutes ago I was standing outside, talking to my wife while she smoked a cigarette. I laid in the grass and looked at the sky because it was such a pretty night. A few clouds, but still plenty of visible stars. Very relaxing.
Now?
It's pouring down rain. Can't see the moon and it's completely cloudy.
This has got to be one of the freakiest damn things I've seen in a while.

 

I was gonna say a nimbus cloud, but zeke's diagram works.

 

Damn solid, Zeke.

 

The stork.

 

I was going to go with "all the damn hurricanes" but I don't know where you live.

 

Were you on acid? I mean, who the hell lies in the grass these days? Acid-dropping hippies and Icelanders, that's who.

 

I was waiting for the dog to poop. Had been sitting on the sidewalk, and then I realized it had been ages since I just laid in the grass and looked at the stars. One of those little moments you have to take advantage of when the mood hits, you know?
And then, 10 minutes later, it's like a Highlander episode after someone gets their head cut off. Storm moves in, swirls around, 20 minutes after that it's back to a starry night.

 

I was waiting for the dog to poop?

This thread fucking rules.

 

Fixed for accuracy.

 

Well, I did come in when I looked at my watch and saw that it was melting.

 

If I'm waiting for a dog to poop, the last thing I do is lay on the fucking grass, in the line of fire.

Unless you're into that sort of thing... different strokes and all. Just keep it to yourself. Pervert.