WHERE IS EVERYBODY! (BODY) (Body) (body)

I just went to the main page and I'm the only user online right now. Absolutely freaky. I can't recall ever seeing only one user on here before. I feel like the last man on earth.

 

Overnighting at the Minneapolis airport since my plane turned couldn't land in La Crosse since Somebody forgot to plow the runway.

"Let's see: got milk, let out the cat, made coffee for tomorrow...I know I forgot to do something..."

 

Oh, you betcha.

 

Shoot, Doc, if I were closer, I'd have met up with ya for coffee.

Uff da!

 

Why would someone be on here at 5:57 a.m.?
At least that's what time Zero's post is showing up as for me.

 

He's an insomniac? A looser?

 

I post at 5:57 sometimes, but I work overnights, so I'm used to being the only user online.

 

Fixed.

 

Welcome to the wacky morning crew, y'all.

But being the only one online at any time may be an SportsJournalists.com first. We're loosing our fastball.

 

If I ever post at 5:57 a.m. then either I'm staying up way the hell too late or I'm up way the hell too early.

 

You know, if no one answered him it would have have far better effect...

 

Y'all do understand that's Eastern time...so if he's in California, it's only 2:57 there.