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Where have all the red Starburst gone?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Buck, Nov 9, 2009.

  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Since red is the acknowledged ruler of the Starburst colors/flavors, this is cause for some alarm.
    I don't eat candy very often, but since about a week before Halloween we've had candy out around the office. Included are the little two-packs of Starburst.
    We're now in the third week of this. I have opened, and consumed the contents of, innumerable Starburst two-packs, and I have yet to get a red one.
    Not a single red Starburst.
    Is there some conspiracy to bilk the Amercan candy-consuming public out of red Starburst?
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    To flowers, everyone. When will they ever learn?
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    My Halls is red. My throat hurts.

    I can't remember my last red Starburst, now that you mention it. I don't think I've ever had a red Mentos.
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Pink Starburst uber alles!
  6. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    Red is clearly the better flavor, crazy lady. And Buck, I haven't had a Starburst in forever but as someone who always searched for the reds upon opening a pack, I feel your pain.
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Whatever. The pink is so much better. I'll trade you my reds for your pinks, straight up, every time...and win.
  8. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Pink is OK but red rules. What they need to get rid of are the yellows.
  9. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    No! The reds are my favorite, but the yellows are a close second. They need to banish the green from the kingdom.
  10. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    pink photographs better but up close brown is better.
  11. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Pink is better and I will fight anyone who says otherwise to the death. The death.

    And clearly orange is the worst.
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I think I love you a little bit.

    We may have shitty taste in football teams, but we know our Starburst!
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