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Where do we go from here: Or which way a dog wears pants

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Songbird, Dec 30, 2015.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    The first depiction is funny, because.

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  2. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Clearly, the answer is B. All he needs to do is cover his junk. And if it's a girl, just mix in a sweater to cover those naughty bits.
  3. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    If you're covering junk or naughty bits, than it's B. If you're doing it for warmth, it's A. A also has its appeal as it leaves open the butt sniffing and allows for easier dump taking. There's a lot to consider here.
  4. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Well, if you're doing it for warmth, you just need to put the mutt in footy pajamas or a onesie!
  5. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Seriously?, and I thought the dress was white and gold.
  6. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Jorts will work just fine on a summer day!
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  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    If it's a black lab, then A.
    All others, B.

    Option A just doesn't look very functional. Poor thing would constantly trip on its falling pants.
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that's called "negative slope." The more you tighten the belt, the further down the pants slip. Happens to me all the time, particularly this time of year.
  9. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    A would never stay up. And if your anus is exposed, you're not wearing pants.
  10. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member


    What you say?
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  11. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    B. Anatomically, it's obvious. You pull your pants up over your hips, not your shoulders.
  12. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

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