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When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming over ..

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Clever username, Dec 7, 2007.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

    Ouch. I've done it on a desk in my old office, but never on the bathroom counter. I've had sex on one of the bathroom floors in my parents' house, though.
     
  2. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

    Talk about painful. Sex in the car can be fun, but that is a tight fit for those of us 6-4 and taller.
     
  3. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

    Haha, I was thinking the exact same thing, but it sounds more acceptable as one your posts, SC.
     
  4. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

    You had office sex? That is one of my lifelong dreams. Apparently my boss fucked a girl on my desk about 10 years ago. It kind of grosses me out periodically.
     
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

    It's only painful if stuff falls on you.
     
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

    I spent a very drunk night with a German exchange student on my La-Z-Boy. It was good. It was very good.
     
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    No mop, but I do have a plunger and toilet scrubber. No sponge for the kitchen sink. I use my fingers scrub off the plate under the faucet.
     
  8. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

    Too many sharp counter edges around. Unless we are talking about a big countertop, I just don't see how you could do it. Plus, there is a chance you could break the mirror.

    If I am going to do it in the bathroom, I'd rather do it in the shower.
     
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

    It was one of my goals, too. For three years, I ached to have sex in one of my offices at college. Then the day before I graduated -- actually, at 4 a.m. on graduation day -- I took a girl from her own house party across campus and into my office and achieved my dream.

    It was beautiful.
     
  10. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

    Apparently when he has sex on the counter, he does it missionary style. Weird.
     
  11. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Depends on the height of the counter.
     
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    They're making it more complicated than it needs to be.
     
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