When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming over ..

tell her you've been swamped with work and haven't had a chance to clean.

 

That's funny.

Now, here's the kicker about my place. I've been too damn lazy to go buy a shower curtain. So, everyday I take a shower and try to position myself in such a way that the water won't spray off my body too badly onto the floor, which is covered with a towel. I've gotten quite good at it, though some days there's a mini-lake in the bathroom.

 

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I only eat off plastic silverware if I can help it. And I wash them. They're going to last me my whole life.

And the best part, I either took them from my parents' house or KFC and Taco Bell.

Freebies. ...

 

Or just fuck her on the sofa so she never sees the bedroom.

 

Sex on the sofa can be uncomfortable, especially if it is a love seat.

 

If you have a mop, it's a good way of washing the bathroom floor everyday ;D

 

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Sex on a La-Z-Boy is much, much better.

 

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Tell your mom you should have listened to her as a child...

 

No dice. I love my couch too much to run the risk of any love stains.

 

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Not really. Sex on the bathroom counter though. . . now that's fun.

 

She's probably the last person I want to be thinking about right now.

 

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I've never had sex on one of those. I do like doggystyle on couches, especially bouncy ones. That can be quite fun.