When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming over ..

Who said anything about gentlemen?

 

Why was I not informed? It couldn't look any worse than that one time. The nightmares will never go away.

 

And if he doesn't have time to clean it, he shoves everything in the closet and cleans the toilet. You're making a far bigger deal out of this then necessary.

 

That's all well and good, BigSleeper, but there's no guarantee that she is coming over. I'm meeting her because I'm at work. The reason I ask at all is because of what wicked said. You clean it before you know it's going to happen and it won't. That's just the way it works.


Well, I also asked because I thought it was funny and was a thread people would have fun with, but I'm not supposed to say that part.

 

Maybe if you had showed up to work today, we could have discussed it at dinner. You sandbagger.

 

Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

Perhaps you right SC.

Shove everything in the closet, clean the toilet, check the sheets, light a candle and have fun, young man.

 

Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove

Get a better job and then you can buy a house. That should be more impressive

 

There's the spirit I was looking for.

 

Actually, I think I'd check the sheets before I cleaned the toilet. . .

 

Re: When your apartment is a mess and there's a chance a girl will be coming ove



"I hope you had fun at dinner. Don't mind the mess. ..."

 

3 months after moving here I'm still living out of boxes, with no furniture.

 

In my apartment, which I use 2-3 nights a week when I don't feel like driving 90 minutes back to my real house, the boxes are the furniture.