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Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    KSU director of basketball operations: "Why does this R. Kelly keep calling me offering to sing the anthem all year long free of charge?"
     
  2. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    funny you mention that... i'm friends with the dbo and texted him today to see if the towels were his idea. he said no, but he was laughing his ass off. i also emailed one of the grad assistants and asked him if he was going to put the towels on ebay
     
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Possible headlines:

    K-State Whiz Kid Sports Wet Look

    Leaky Teen's conduct drains student manager's patience

    Bill Walker's #1 is #1 Cause for Concern

    Walker "Eliminates" Late-game heroics with Bladder Scatter
     
  4. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    If dropping a deuce is ... you know ... then is this dropping and ace?
     
  5. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Agreed. Well done, sir.
     
  6. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member


    Yep. Multiple points, for that . . .
     
  7. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    A few years ago, the local youth hockey group named its teams by color. One of the teams was named Squirt Yellow.
    Luckily, nobody referred to them as the Whiz Kids or said they were relieved by their victory.
     
  8. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    I am sure Mike and I would concur on the following:

    Bill Walker must have attended the World Toilet Association Conference and got some much needed advice of how to relieve himself while making a great impression.

    Imagine the poor laundry people who have to clean those towels...
     
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  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Normally, guards rain three-pointers.

    This guy was just raining.
     
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