When ya gotta go.......

Love the last quote:

"I can deal with the noise, I can deal with the city," he said, "But I cannot deal with you sh---ing on my sidewalk."

 

Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove. You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to perceive this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily... extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need...

Sorry, as someone who's plagued by this ahem, condition, I had to post it.

 

+1. Nice pull.

 

But enough about this year's Phillies.

 

Wonderful.

 

Now THAT is a quality road win.

 

OH! So that's why cab drivers always smell.

 

I would say this is a shitty thread, but instead I'll just say it's gone in the toilet.

 

I just hope I don't make the 25th and final post. I'd hate to be the dingleberry.