When were you conceivied?

Yeah. I spelled out Friend of a Friend. I was due for a trim, I guess.

 

And ... I now have a new sig.

 

Damn it. I knew you had a purpose for that question.

I'll get you kids. You're all gonna die.

 

I'm pulling for you, Mikey. Now if you'd only stop pulling yourself and get back on the horse -- so to speak.

 

It's tough to get away from your strengths, though.

 

I popped out two months early. So sometime in the summer of '79, hopefully during a Willie Stargell at bat.

A better question: Where were you conceivied?

 

How the fuck would I know? Frankly, I don't want to know.

 

Perhaps that's something I'll ask my parents this weekend. And my grandparents will be in town, too. This could be fun.

 

In the back of a Volkswagen

 

I was born in late March, but I was a preme by 2 weeks. That puts me at mid July. Being a 4th of July baby would have been cool. I'm the youngest, so I can't see my parents doing anything too crazy make me, since they'd have to look after my bro and sis. I could have been conceived during a family reunion when aunts and uncles could look after the siblings.

 

I was probably a Valentine's baby since once the egg fertilizes, it takes close to two weeks to implant and then you're conceived.

My sister was probably an anniversary baby.

 

Early November 1966 (man, I'm old.) Pops had shore leave, I've been told.