When were you conceivied?

I am thinking September.

 

Interestingly, the New York Post printed a big story about the supposed cloning of a human almost exactly nine months before I was born. Hmm.

 

What she said.

 

I was conceived somewhere around Feb. 6, 197.........hey.......wait just a fucking minute......

Birthday; 11-16-74

Mom said I was a couple weeks late.

 

Given the age that my mother claims to be every year at her birthday, I can only conclude that I was conceived during if-you-want-me-to-buy-some-of-them-girl-scout-cookies-you-have-to-wipe-some-of-my-frosting-off-your-grill sex.

 

You know, for a long time I thought it was cool. My dad's birthday is May 8, exactly three months to the day after mine. Then one day in high school, out of the blue, it dawned on me. His birthday is exactly three months after mine... or exactly nine months before mine. Needless to say, that's a running joke in my family now, and I'm going to be hearing it a lot in the next few days.

 

So, birthday sex really is the best?

Also, I just noticed that we are all talking about when we were conceived, not whatever it was that 'Beet wanted us to talk about.

 

I was conceived two or three weeks after my parents got married. Yeah, we're Catholic.

 

On a trip to the Virgin Islands, Dec. 1973.

Found out at my aunt and uncle's anniversary party 15 years ago. There were a bunch of photo albums out and my aunt's brother-in-law (who also went on the trip) points to a photo and says, "Cape, nine months later you came along."

I did not need to know that.

 

I was conceived in, cue Bryan Adams, the Summer of '69
Or very, very close to Father's Day and me being the second child, I wonder if dad got a present that day ...

 

Some time in April... so I'm a birds/bees baby? I do know that my mom found out she was pregnant with me when she got sick after a ride on the Screaming Eagle at Six Flags-St. Louis. No wonder I love roller coasters.

 

I was concocted.