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When Tiger(s) Attack

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by buckweaver, Dec 25, 2007.

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  1. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    I'm all of a sudden feeling antsy about my 2 o'clock with a bengal tomorrow ...
     
    Write-brained, Dec 26, 2007
    #13
  2. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    What do you have to worry about, it's just Chris Henry.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Dec 26, 2007
    #14
  3. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Chronicle story said the state has already found the zoo was at fault for that attack because of the way the cage was configured. This is gonna get ugly.
     
    buckweaver, Dec 26, 2007
    #15
  4. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    And it deserves to get ugly. No one had to die.

    Die. On Christmas. At a zoo.

    Christ.
     
    wickedwritah, Dec 26, 2007
    #16
  5. The Commish

    The Commish Guest

    Do you think the tiger said, "Don't you know who I am?" before the attack?
     
    The Commish, Dec 26, 2007
    #17
  6. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Dec 26, 2007
    #18
  7. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Agreed. Human and tiger both.
     
    Norman Stansfield, Dec 26, 2007
    #19
  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The zoo might as well shut down right now and file for bankruptcy. It'll end up losing less.

    I'm thinking the total award will be nine figures, easy.
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 26, 2007
    #20
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Unavailable for comment:

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    Batman, Dec 26, 2007
    #21
  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Oddly, no pictures of the attack were available.

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    Batman, Dec 26, 2007
    #22
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Also unavailable for comment:

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    "Lions haven't been in this much trouble since Siegfried and Roy."
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 26, 2007
    #23
  12. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Mike311gd has no idea why he has a sudden urge to visit the zoo...
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Dec 26, 2007
    #24
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