When in Windsor . . .

This subject actually came up this morning: How do you tip the dancers in Canadian "gentlemen's clubs" since there are no Canadian $1 bills?

 

Strap one of these on them, Mr. Big Spender.

 

... go to a Yellowjackets hoops game. Great gym, especially for photogs.

 

Out here, the lovely ladies lick a loonie and stick it an ample section of their rump. The onlookers are encouraged to throw loonies and toonies at her to knock the sticking loonie off.

Don't know how they do in Ontario.

But the loonies and toonies are good to go. The bouncer will sweep 'em up after she's done 'dancing.'

 

Considering the parity in the dollars right now, I'm sure greenbacks would work just as easily. When the loonie was at 66-67 cents, I'm sure the strippers loved it, too.

 

....go to a Windsor Spitfires game at the old Arena. It's close to all the decent ripper bars - except for Studio 4 - and the casino.

Or so I've heard.

 

And if one of them makes change form coins, be very very afraid