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When Dutch Ovens go wrong

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, May 15, 2013.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Florida woman stabs her boyfriend following an argument that started when he farted in her face.
    And thank you to the Naples News for this week's candidate for best lede ever.

    http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2013/may/08/fart-face-leads-knife-fight/

     
  2. The boyfriend is a good guy and even better person.
     
  3. cyclingwriter

    cyclingwriter Active Member

    Props to the editors for letting that lede go!
     
  4. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    I assumed the guy was Bert Blyleven.
     
  5. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I remember a Dr. Seuss book had the same lede.
     
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    That's a guy.
     
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    She who smelt it, dealt it.
     
  8. baddecision

    baddecision Member

    Auto Tune it!
     
  9. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    It may have been the editor who wrote it. It was only labeled staff reports. Who ever wrote it, I owe a beer to.
     
  10. Iron_chet

    Iron_chet Well-Known Member

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    thinks he's an amateur.
     
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The thread never ends well when the first word of the first post is "Florida."
     
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