When Dutch Ovens go wrong

Florida woman stabs her boyfriend following an argument that started when he farted in her face.
And thank you to the Naples News for this week's candidate for best lede ever.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2013/may/08/fart-face-leads-knife-fight/

 

The boyfriend is a good guy and even better person.

 

Props to the editors for letting that lede go!

 

I assumed the guy was Bert Blyleven.

 

I remember a Dr. Seuss book had the same lede.

 

That's a guy.

 

She who smelt it, dealt it.

 

Auto Tune it!

 

It may have been the editor who wrote it. It was only labeled staff reports. Who ever wrote it, I owe a beer to.

 

thinks he's an amateur.

 

The thread never ends well when the first word of the first post is "Florida."