When did Lindsay Lohan reach her middle 40s?

Hopefully it doesn't come to that. But dang...

 

Spaceman?

 

It's going to be really interesting to watch what happens with her.

It's been seriously rumored that she's releasing a sex tape. I'll believe that when it happens.

She's one of those celebs that I wouldn't be surprised to find out about her dying before she turns 30, but she also has enough talent that I wouldn't be stunned if she did an independent film or two and had a comeback. If I had to bet on the two, I'd go with the dead before 30.

 

mickey rourke came back. lindsey will come back she'll be fine.

 

Awesome!

 

Herbie and her Love Bugs?

Seriously though. Who wants to be tied to that now?

 

Hard to believe this was not even five years ago. (slightly NSFW, I guess) ...


http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Lindsay_Lohan_wallpaper/Lindsay_lohan_6.jpg

 

She wasted more raw talent than Bias, Taylor, Gooden and Washburn combined.

Jan. 2005

 

The biggest problem for Lohan is as quickly as she peaked (Mean Girls) she went into a freefall.

So for someone who is one of the most famous celebrities, she never made the money that goes with it. I think I remember reading that the only film she made more than $1 million for was "Just My Luck"

For all of the problems Britney Spears had, she's always been worth hundreds of millions of dollars. I wouldn't doubt Lohan has wasted everything she's ever earned.

 

Same thing with Vanilla Ice, Mizzou. Guy's been a walking punchline for nearly 20 years, but somehow he managed to hold onto his money.

 

Musicians can always tour. William Hung gets $10-$20K a night. I'd imagine Vanilla Ice can get at least that as well. Dee Snyder said on Stern awhile back that Twisted Sister gets paid $250K to play at Rocklahoma.

That's why I always thought it was funny when people were predicting that Spears was going to turn to porn or Playboy or whatever. The woman is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

Between the drugs, drinking, DUIs and lesbianism, I'm guessing Disney wants nothing to do with Lindsey anymore.

Her biggest problem may be her reputation for showing up late for filming. Even if a studio wanted to use her in a film they might not be able to get the insurance.

According to IMDB she has a small part in a Robert Rodriguez film called "Machete" that also has DeNiro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal and Michelle Rodriguez in it.

 

Regarding Lohan, it seems pretty clear that she needs to stay clean for six months or more, as Dr. Drew would say. However, she clearly isn't done tumbling into the abyss, and even if she doesn't have a huge net worth, she apparently has a whole slew of enablers that hook her up. Didn't she just launch a fashion line?