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When a vendor hands you lemonade...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Overrated, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    ...make sure there's no alcohol in it before you give it to your 7-year-old son. Ouch.


    Edited to reflect AQB is smarter than I.
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Re: When a vender hands you lemonade...

    And make sure vendor is spelled correctly :D
  3. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Re: When a vender hands you lemonade...

    God damnit. Though, I'll take any reply right now. I was starting to worry it might fall off the front page with no replies.

    You saved the day, AQB...sorta.
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    ... make lemons? :-\
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I feel sorry for the dad. I think the should jail the marketers of these piece of crap drinks that are not properly labeled as alcoholic. I could easily see this happening or a kid grabbing one from the fridge.
  6. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    I think the part of the story that's hardest to believe is that a tenured professor of archaeology was attending a baseball game. That seems a little low-brow for him.
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Maybe he's letting his hair down since he got tenure.
  8. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    He didn't want to, but his damn alcoholic kid was sick of fighting Nazis, eating monkey brains and trying to find the Holy Grail.
  9. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Where have you been?

    The President of Yale used to be the commissioner of baseball.
  10. It's all about smart people being, you know, "elitist" and not caring about what good salt-o-the-earth types do for fun and blah-dippity-blah.
    And Perennially? Great post.
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Type that again. In Greek.
  12. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Tenure makes people lazy and unmotivated. In fact, I've read it's the downfall of the entire NYC school system.
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