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What's your contingency plan?

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by sportschick, Jul 3, 2008.

  1. wannabeu

    wannabeu Member

    Win the lottery and retire in a year.
     
  2. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Work at Taco Bell.

    I'd probably go looking for an office job somewhere, perhaps at a college or university. I'd probably also go back to school to get a master's so I can teach either journalism or English.
     
  3. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    OK then, I get to sell meth, and slappy can sell pot.
     
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Can I get the Oxycontin franchise? I think hillbilly heroin would go over really well in Montana.
     
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Sure, but you have to go harrass the customers down at FirstDownPirates big box store at least twice a day.

    Oh, and go hunting with my grandpa twice a year so I don't have to.
     
  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I'm OK with the hunting. How else will I eat?

    But I'm not sure about harrassing the customers down at FirstDownPirates big box store. After all, if I'm banned from the store where will I get a big cardboard box to live in behind your shop?
     
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    You can build yourself a tent out of elk skins.
     
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I'm going to be a high class call guy.

    Plan B is sorting thread at sportschick's craft barn.
     
  9. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    I've decided my other contingency plans are useless, and that working at SC's story and smoking slappy's weed is the way to go.
     
  10. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I'm going to die on Christmas. I don't need one.
     
  11. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Don't die, Moddy.

    I still have my massage therapy license. "High season" in the Caribbean is from October through March. If I ever get laid off, I hope it's during that time. I love journalism, but I'll go back to rubbing nubile Eurotrash asses, if need be.
     
  12. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, well, I apparently don't get much say in it. DeathWatch.com has me checking out. It is out of my hands.
    Shouldn't have spent money on these new Crocs today. I won't get to wear them much.
     
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