What's the WORST show on television and why?

I am soooooooooooooooo trying to pretend you did not say that.

 

Yeah. Last time I was up your way, one of the TV stations (probably Fox Green Bay, because their suck level is off the charts) had a feature story on how area brat shops were moving Brett Favre tribute sausages like hotcakes. Pathetic.

It was the secondary story to a lead story on swingers in Shawano. That was hilarious because it took this indignant tone about how swingers rented out an entire hotel in Shawano for their "orgy".

Tens of people in Shawano, none probably ever been laid, were outraged.

 

I remember the #4 tattoos and the Shawano swnigers, but I don't remember the sausage thing. Though it wouldn't surpise me if it did happen.

 

You take that back. You're mad that she rejected you. Admit it. I'm not outing anyone, but are you midget mac?

 

I'm sure they have Brett Favre sex toys in the Fox Valley somewhere.

You know this Z-Man. I love Wisconsin, but whenever I visit and the Packers are in the news (which is always up there), it's unintentional humor at its best.

 

I'll have to check El Dorado's, but you're probably right.

Oh yeah, definitely. About a third of the newscast on Friday was devoted to rookie camp.

 

Seriously. Don't do that. I don't need to know if there's a Brett Favre dildo or something called Ezra's Johnson.

 

The Hills, and for so many mind-bottling (thanks Will) reasons.

-It's popular, so our youth is being poisoned.
-It has made more talent-less people rich and famous
-NOTHING happens. I admit, I watched an episode or two. It is the most vapid, dumbed-down thing I've ever seen.
-It celebrates stupidity.
-For some reason, people like to talk about it, and every conversation about it starts with "Oh my god, did you see what (Name of worthless P.O.S here) did?"
-Urge to kill ... rising.

 

DING DING!!!

 

Definitely awful, but by far the worst show on tv is My Sweet Sixteen

 

What about LeRoy Butler Plugs or Dave Hatchcock Rings?