What's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?

I thought so, too. I enjoy drinking a beer while peeing, too. I feel like if I had a big enough beer, I'd never stop going.

 

My senior year of college, we got tickets for George Carlin at the Forum in Harrisburg. Three guys, three girls.

I knew of a gourmet seafood buffet across the river, and we made plans to go there before the show. The girls did not eat for two days beforehand.

We spent two hours there. I had at least 2 pounds of steamed shrimp, frog legs, broiled scallops, herring in mustard sauce, caviar by the ounce, alligator, mussels, clams, oysters on the half-shell, seafood Newburg, oysters Rockefeller, seafood Imperial, bay scallops, fried haddock. I know I missed as much as I have listed. I passed on the salad.

The place no longer exists. I at least partly blame myself.

 

If you can't be drunk or high, I'm out of this fucking club.

 

"Come for the freak; stay for the food."

 

Classic.

Oh, and Zeke? That definitely wasn't the rule that night.

 

Can't say for sure if this was the most, but I did go through four baskets of wings (about 50-55), two baskets of fries/garlic bread and six or eight draft beers at an all-you-can-eat night at the local wings place back in the day. $8.

 

I love a Chinese buffet. I used to lose myself in there. My friends and I would sit there, eating and talking for a couple hours and barely be able to walk to my car afterward.

 

Ok, Norm, you win Round 1.

 

Just looked at your avatar.. what do you have against Carl Levin?

 

He knows what he did.

 

He grounded slappy when Rosie wasn't around to do so.

 

Simply awesome.

"Does this look like a man who has had all he can eat?"

"He's hideous!"