What's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?

A buddy and I split a 30-pack of sliders and two orders of chicken rings.

I was in pain for days.

 

I bet that was pleasant.
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I was otherwise occupied, but I can guess that it was not the most pleasant of situations for others in the delivery room. What can I say, I'm a sucker for Taco Bell.

 

Chef's corpse will be the gift that keeps on giving to generations of medical school students.

"Here lies Chef, who spent all his days trying to kill himself one way or the other."

 

I had a friend in high school who could pound food like no one's business. I used to go over to his folks' house and either he or his mom would cook up a big feast almost every time.

So, I go over to his house one Sunday morning just to see if he wanted to play hoops or something and his brothers tell me after I walk into the kitchen that he's in the shitter.

We sit there talking and about five minutes later my buddy comes waltzing out of the bathroom...with a plate, fork and knife in hand. He had just stuffed four pieces of french toast into one end while evacuating lord knows what out of the other.

We laugh about it to this day, about 20 years later.

 

TMI, Norm, TMI!

 

Said the woman who's mentioned childbirth and taco supremes in the same sentence

 

I think being drunk or high should disqualify anyone. Just my opinion.

 

Not at all. And who hasn't eaten on the toilet? Me? I'd spend my entire life there, if it were possible. I'd get up once in a while, so the seat wouldn't become one with my bottom, though.

 

How else are you supposed to eat 12 doiuble cheeseburgers from WC?

 

I agree. Do it natural or don't do it at all.

And thanks, Chef. I learned it from watching you.

 

Not. Once. Ever.

 

Good for you. It's important to have standards, Mikey.