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what's for xmas dinner?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by txsportsscribe, Dec 23, 2008.

  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    We sit around every year and ask the same question:
    What would Jesus want for a birthday dinner?

    BTW, we think Jesus would want a Maggie Moos or Cold Stone Creamery Birthday Cake, too
     
  2. KG

    KG Active Member

    Folks, pumpkin cheesecake is awesome!
     
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    The Italian place I just called called me back to say they ran out of lasagna.

    Italian place with not enough lasagna? Kind of like the time I was in Taft, California, at a KFC at 4 in the afternoon and ordered chicken, only to have the guy say they ran out of chicken.
     
  4. ... or the time I went to Subway and they said they were out of bread.
     
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    That is just wrong.

    That's like going to a whorehouse, and they tell you they're out of pussy.
     
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Or that, yes
     
  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

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    Chunky mashed, dark gravy, broccoli, carrots and corn. Pudding for dessert.
     
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  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    why is Primacord running into a slab of meat-looking substance... blowing it up?
     
  9. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    went to wendy's on lunch break once only to be told they were out of hamburger patties
     
  10. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Arby's, roast beef, ditto. Told that story on here before.
     
  11. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Unbelievable.

    (Really, what else can you say?)
     
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