Whatever you do, don't let me near your electronic devices

You damage electronics and you hurt yourself?

Chef is jealous.

 

yeah, no shit...

 

Wenders,

The rice thing totally works. Just don't, don't, don't, turn it back on until it is completely dry.

I had mine at a tailgate during hurricane season and it got soaked, but the rice dried it up pretty well. I have a few water marks on the screen but everything works great.

 

You don't get this problem with a dog...

 

The dog just takes a piss on the Blackberry.

 

Holy frackin' shiat, JD! I thought of that quote immediately while reading the thread opener. Was just about to post it. One of my favorite... okay, only... quotes from RD that I know. Typically, though, when I bring it up, nobody else has ever heard it. Kudos.

 

Classic.

And Wenders, please be careful. While none of what you're enduring is fun, a hernia isn't any better.

 

Wenders, I recommend tough, waterproof cases for all your electronics.

Maybe turn off the plumbing so no water enters your house.

Get some cream for your nose.

Keep your hands clear of your box springs. Maybe your boss could buy you some handcuffs. That would solve it.

 

But at least it knows it's done something bad, instead of looking at you, turning around, flicking its tail in the air and showing you its ass...

 

The word must be spreading. We had dark clouds earlier, and I heard someone yell, "If you don't do something about your Wenders, all our stuff's fixin' to get wet."

 

My son is very clumsy and Wenders-like.

 

Moving sucks.