Whatever happened to ...

Pong?



My brother and me used to play it
Down at the bar
Taking money from guys
More used to the playing of cards

Paddle the paddle to the side to the side
To the side to the side to the paddle the paddle
Paddle the paddle the side to the side
PONG!
Ball in the machine

Now virtually everyone's singing
A popular song
But I still believe in
In the excellent joy of the Pong

To the side to the side to the paddle the paddle
To the paddle the paddle the side to the side
To the side to the side to the paddle the paddle
PONG!
Ball in the machine

Now if they take it H.G. Wells
Well, I'll be on the first flight
To a time before the Kong
Whatever happened to Pong?

Paddle the paddle to the side to the side
To the side to the side to the paddle the paddle
Paddle the paddle the side to the side
PONG!
Ball in the machine

 

Pong can be played at www.addictinggames.com

 

Matt Sharp put the Rentals back together.
Willa Ford was in Playboy a couple of months ago, trying to kick-start her career by posing nekkid.
Pete Dougherty has now taken to squirting blood at MTV cameramen. He's got to be at the top of everyone's Dead Pool. If he's still alive a year from now, it will be a minor miracle.

 

as for the Statler Brothers... in 1992 I was driving to California from the east coast, and stopped in a small town in Virginia (I think it was Stauton) off the interstate (I-81, I think)... They charged an extra $10 for the room because the Statler Brothers were doning a 4th of July concert somewhere in the area.

I was too tired to argue or drive another 50 miles, so I paid the money.

 

Word. That's one funny dude.

 

Rico Suave
Los Del Rio
C&C Music Factory
Tom Green
The Noid
Billy Ray Cyrus
Lil Penny
Save Ferris
Linda Fiorentino

 

One of the C's from C&C Music Factory died a few years ago. I think it was meningitis.

Billy Ray is mainly acting these days.

The Noid was cool. He should be brought back, along with Mr. Bill and Toonces from SNL.

 

Meningitis doesn't start with a C, you sure you have the name right?

 

I think potential clients are avoiding the Noid.

 

Maybe not. How about chlamydia?

 

Maybe it was C-strain meningitis.

 

Marc Summers is hosting a show on the Food Network. It's called the Anal Retentive Chef (I hope someone gets both parts of that joke).

Good question on Linda Fiorentino. God was she hot in Last Seduction.

Reggie Cobb should be doing card shows with Errict Rhett. Two 1,000-yard rushers for two bucks!

Whatever happened to Marc Price, heretofore known as Skippy?