What'd I miss?

Been gone playing GI Joe for a while ... what'd I miss?

 

Super Fuckin Genius JDV is having a birthday party complete with cake and ice cream, some random hookers he got off the street and a dancin clown.

 

Sweet. Is Britney dancing?

 

Yeah.....and since JDV is doing this on the cheap, she plays as one of the hookers as well.

 

Apparently the ability to click the 'show unread posts since last visit' words at the top of the page.

 

I haven't been on the site in about a month, your highness. So, I'd like a recap. If you can't provide it, pop smoke and get the hell out of here. I'm in no mood for your holier-than-thou-I-rule-the-site bullshit.

 

What's up t_b_f?
There have been some pretty good threads lately. I have enjoyed the 9-11 thread, plus we have had some interesting discussions about airports.
Not too many drunk threads, though I did fall off my roof. If you want a laugh look that one up.
Had any Pyramid lately?

 

It was mostly a joke. Lord, we have these threads all the time...like I was going to "pop smoke" whatever that means on yours.

 

Nah, no Pyramid here in southern Oklahoma, I'm afraid. Hell, all the beer here's 3.2%, except imports .... and Shiner (why Shiner, I don't know).

I've been banging my head against a wall wasting good taxpayer money doing a hell of a lot of nothing. Until this week, that is, when we began the Modern Army Combatives Program. Damn, I'm sore. Wrestling with kids 8-10 years younger has taken a pretty good toll on my body -- and we still have the two hardest days left, the tournament.

I'll have to check out the 9-11 and roof threads.

 

If it was a joke, I appologize. Pop smoke is Army for "get ready to leave."

 

To be fair, usually the best stuff gets locked and occasionally vaporized, so sometimes it helps to have a witness.