What would your last meal be?

Agreed. But if you've been having prison sex with a bar of soap named Maria and/or a 300 lb axe murderer who last bathed in 2002....and you could choose between an hour with a real naked woman or a plate of waffles....?

 

Blueberry waffles or just regular waffles?

 

Replace plate of waffles with seafood Newburg and filet mignon, and ...


... hey, this could be its own thread.

 

Couldn't you just ask for a women with chocolate sauce and strawberries.

 

... and once again, a man equal to the dilemma.

 

But they might be reallly good waffles

 

I'm guessing an ass kicking would be for dessert.

 

I'll take the naked lady or the waffles, so long as there's melted butter in the crevices.

 

The endless salad bowl.

 

I was thinking bigger. Like Kate Upton.

 

No one else has commented on Cockie Leekie? What happened to the SportsJournalists.com I used to know??

 

Can't believe no one has mentioned bacon yet. I'm disappointed. If I know I'm having one last meal, I'm going to get something terrible for me because I won't have to worry about any arteries bursting. In other words, something with bacon.