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What would your friends be shocked to find out about you

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by sportschick, Mar 2, 2008.

  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I wish I had a girlfriend like that.

    That, I think, my friends already knew.
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Joke




    Flash's head
     
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    As if you've ever kissed a woman other than Morganna! :D
     
  4. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I had a thing with a 5-foot-10 volleyball player in college. She actually outweighed me (I'm 6-2) by a few pounds because of all the muscle in her ass and legs. I miss her.
     
  5. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    She could have just been responding to the joke with a serious answer. I do that to people all the time.
     
  6. melock

    melock Well-Known Member

    I thought it was just slim jims and black stuff?
     
  7. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    50 slim jims, I believe.
     
  8. melock

    melock Well-Known Member

    That's a lot of slim jims, although they are tasty.
     
  9. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I'm a growing, suspender-wearing bully. I need my protein.
     
  10. John

    John Well-Known Member

    That I'm really an elderly German woman.
     
  11. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Guten tag.
     
  12. Flash

    Flash Guest


    I honestly wasn't aware he was making a joke. If he was, it went over my head.
     
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