What would you do in this conflict?

Listen, Butter Breath.

Find a way to keep from burning before your last kernels are popped before you criticize others.

 

Hope for snow.

Oh, wait . . .

 

No offense, palmetto, but why do you even have to ask?

 

No-brainer, dude. Ask the basketball teams to play the next night, or better yet, the night before -- that way you can party hard after the ceremony.

Or just go to the game. Either way.

 

Also, it looks like your ram just shit on the floor.

 

Yup.

 

maybe i'm being a dick, but i don't think this should have ever been a question.

 

Is there an echo in here?

 

I think you should attend the awards ceremony and give an acceptance speech saying that you're so honored that you decided to blow off your job for a night. Also, you should be totally nude except for a light blue sweater and an old-fashioned fraternity pledge cap. And you should leave a small turd on the floor as you're walking up to accept the award.

 

That could be the true sign of your talent. If you do that this year, and you're invited back next year, you know you've got what it takes.

 

Get some parent to call the game into the newsroom and go to the banquet. After all, they will play again next year and you might not win awards every year.

JK Go to the game.

 

Cover the game. You can always pick your awards up later.