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What would you change about yourself physically?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by MTM, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I'd also like to have a big penis but still be Irish.
     
  2. X-Hack

    X-Hack Well-Known Member

    Is that possible?
     
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

  4. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    That and seating sucks as well. Short cars generally are not made for tall people (I'm 6'4"), neither ar back seats, arena seating (especially the older buildings) or airplanes.
     
  5. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    I can only imagine how different better my life would have been if I were 6 foot 4.
     
  6. SoCalScribe

    SoCalScribe Member

    How about no gray hair? That's probably something a lot of us can be on board with, right?

    Oh, and straight teeth. I meet people who have perfect teeth and never had braces and I really envy that.
     
  7. Hokie_pokie

    Hokie_pokie Well-Known Member

    This made me laugh. I, too, am a (otherwise) proud Irishman.
     
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Nothing personal, Vombatus, but this made me laugh loudly.

    As did this.

    And this.

    Good work on this thread, folks. :)
     
  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Now there's a reason to follow sports. [/crossthread]

    Also, wouldn't it be off? Just sayin'

    Also II, outing alert: Lieslntx is Flash!
     
  10. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    I have horrible skin. I was on experimental drugs in high school to control my acne. Now, 35 years old, and still have three zits on my face.
    I'd also like to be less French...I mean hairy. If I could have all the hair on my back on my head...I'd be set! LOL
     
  11. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    I have freakishly small hands. Like carny hands. My ex was roughly 5 feet tall and her hands were as big as mine. It's awful. I can't really throw a NFL-sized football. I can't palm a basketball. Hell, I can barely palm a tennis ball.
     
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Not to be cruel (I am on the receiving end of some of this, see above) but anyway, your comment makes me want to ask: You can still palm Rosie, yes?
     
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