What would you change about yourself physically?

I'm not talking about losing weight or changing hair color, things that can be controlled, but what would you change from what your mama gave you?

Would you want different color eyes? Smaller nose? Bigger boobs? More hair? More athletic ability?

I would like to be taller. I'm 5-9, so I'm on the edge of short, so I wouldn't mind being closer to 6 feet.

Don't think it would have made a difference in my life, but I think people look at taller people differently than shorter people.

 

This 6-5 guy laughs at you while holding you at bay with a hand on the forehead.

I have really dry skin. I'm ashy as fuck. I'd change that, especially with winter coming.

 

Depth perception and the ability to focus with both eyes at the same time.

 

This.

 

I'd like to have normal vision. I'm near sighted in one eye, far sighted in the other so my depth perception is screwy as well.

Maybe I'm Huggy and I don't know it??

 

Smaller penis, less lush hair, less ripped physique...

In all seriousness I would like a smaller nose and feet.

 

You don't have feet?

 

Ha, smaller feet!

 

Probably at the top of the list of things I've never forgiven my mother for is the fact she gave my siblings, but not me, height genes. I have always wanted to be tall.

However, if I had to trade certain other physical attributes for height I'd stay at 5'3"... OK, 5'2 3/4".

 

My college girlfriend used to say she was 5'12".

 

I wish I were faster. I could always hit OK, but my embarrassing lack of speed made me a total liability on the base paths and in the field, and I wasn't such a slugger that I could overcome any of that in the only sport that I was reasonably competitive in.