What Would Grady Little Do?

Now ruining playoff chances at a National League city near you! Friday night vs. Mets, second inning, Dodgers had men on first and second, one out, and the number six hitter up.

What Would Grady Little Do?

If you guessed bunt, you're right. Please claim your Deadball-era bottle bat on the way out.

Sure, he's got a greatly flawed team, but still...

Same game, Brad Penny, who makes David Wells look slim, beats out a dropped third strike to reach base. So I guess I've seen everything.

 

and tonight David fat fuck Wells beat out a bunt

 

He'd make a plan and follow through, that's what Grady Little'd do.

 

Let's face it: The Dodgers are going fucking nowhere.

 

Little isn't quite Brian Boitano. However, I've never seen Grady on skates.

 

He'd get fired.. that's what Grady Little does.

 

I'm sure it'd be quite the comic experience, though.

 

Well, All-Star starting catcher Russell Martin hit his 16th homer on Saturday and is batting .291, so I guess he's just some banjo hitter you can do nothing but sacrifice with.

 

This thread is mysteriously fucking obscene.

 

Hitting a little close to home, eh Fen?

 

Martin over the last month:

.271 AVG, 5 HR, 8 RBI.

Batted .300 with 2 HR and 3 RBI last week.

Kid's breaking down, and no longer reliable. I'll blame Little for running him out there too much.