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What would be the "Autumn Wind" for your team?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by DanOregon, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Reading about the "Autumn Wind is a pirate..." poem about the Raiders on the Al Davis thread made me wonder what the "great minds" here could come up with for other various teams.

    "The Northsider is used to quiet Octobers
    as he sleeps off another Cubs slide.
    When will we win? He solemnly asks,
    I thought that damned goat died?
  2. For the Patriots it would be Mandy by Barry Manilow except the title would be changed to Brady.
  3. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered Byner, Red Right weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of Jim Brown and Otto Graham lore,
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some Modell gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    `'Tis some Elway,' I muttered, `tapping at my goal line door -
    Only failed draft picks, and nothing more.'
  4. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    For the Titans, it would be Mike Keith's Music City Miracle call.
  5. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Three rings, big stars like Sonny, Riggo, the Hogs and the Smurfs,
    Over history, have grinded many teams into RFK's frozen turf,
    But the nickname is offensive and the current team is not,
    We're owned by an obnoxious midget and coached by an egomaniac and his son, another little snot.
    So Hail to the Redskins, Hail victory,
    Our glories are well in the past and there's no future without a Snyder-ectomy.
  6. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    O Captain, My Captain
    Which hottie are you hooked up with now?
    Seems Maxim isn't a magazine,
    but a catalogue (at least for you anyhow).
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