What time does a 3 p.m. game start?

Just asking cause one board member walked into this 3 p.m. state softball game at 3:35 p.m.

 

Um, let me think. Carry the one. Divide by 2.5. I'm going to say 3:35 pm.

 

Depends.

Is it in Detroit?

Because then you have you have to give them some time to put out the on-field tire fires.

Now, please keep this on topic, and happy thank you.

 

I forgot, you have to add in the AHSAA's byzantine-era rules. I'm thinking 3:52 p.m. And that's assuming there's no traffic.

 

So he/she walks in at 3:35, meaning they've already missed half the game...

 

For a good journalist, it starts long before 3 p.m. and definiltely no later than 2 p.m.

And Zeke, thanks for telling me to keep it on topic and HAVE A HAPPY ARMED FORCES DAY THIS SATURDAY!!!!

 

No. It's not in Detroit... Further south. And it's not like the member had to go to the John on his way here

And Happy Freshman Field Day..., dick

 

So how much of the game did they miss?

 

Hey, I got here when I could. Plus, I had to wait for Central's softball team to stop hugging and sobbing so i could do a few interviews. If you fail to score a run in either of your state tournament games, you shouldn't be allowed to cry for half an hour. For god's sake, you weren't even in either of your games!

Anyway, happy to be at the SJ party.

 

Happy to have you here.

 

On the other hand, I want to thank this board member for showing up late.
If he were on time, the information assistant wouldn't have been sitting on the floor and Fuerte and I wouldn't have seen her plumber's butt. The kind you could wear as a hat.

The member missed the first inning of the game...

 

My member misses nothing.