What three people would you want to have dinner or play golf with?

This always seems to be a question asked of high school athletes these days when there's a light feature/Q&A in one of the local papers.

Dinner: Bobby Orr, Nolan Ryan and Alan Page.

Golf: Bob Newhart, Jim Furyk and John Daly.

 

Erin Andrews, Lugnuts, and a bartender.

 

Nicely played....

 

Caddychicks?

 

Would not want to be greedy so I think I would settle for diner with just 21 and Luggy. It would give us opportunity to discuss future of NIAFL.

 

assuming they would have to be living

Dinner: David Letterman, Bill Clinton, and Warren Buffett. -- three incredible minds, great stories, and Buffett could pick up the check. If I could only pick one, I would pick Warren Buffett and I would even pay. I think the guy is brilliant.

Golf: Jesus, Moses, and St. Peter. I don't play golf, but I figure I could get a lifetime supply of jokes from the experience.

 

Gold,

I hate to break it to you, but I believe Moses and St. Peter are dead. Peter was a bit of a hothead in his day, too. Probably throws his clubs.

 

Dinner: Tom Robbins, just to know how he came up with "wolfmother wallpaper." Bill Clinton, just to ask how he could let that ugly cow fuck up the last two years of his presidency. Sheryl Crow, just for those lips.
Golf: David Toms, but only if his hot-ass wife caddies. Charles Barkley, just to take his ass in a Nassau. Jones, just to hear him wheeze "Dairy Queen" from the 12th hole on.

 

Dinner: Patrick Dempsey for his eyes, my great-grandmother, and Karl Marx (I'm a fan of his work, not necessarily his beliefs)

Golf: my dad (he always plays with my sister, never me), Michael Barrett (so I could wash his balls ), and Vijay Singh

 

Fixing your typo.

For dinner: Wolfgang Puck (so that it would be something different on the table), Susan Sarandon (good convo and easy on the eyes) and William F. Buckley (would be easy to tune out so I could focus on Sarandon).

For golf: My three best high school buddies, since I don't golf and I figure we could make every hole the 19th.

 

I liked his earlier, funny stuff.

 

He did his best work with his brothers.