What the hell kinda drunk are you?/Favorite Shot

If they are Irish, then I'm game. The only two shots I can do are Jagerbombs and Jose Cuervo straight up. Any shots with the names of Sex on the Beach, Dirty Slut, or anything like that, I'm leery of.

Then I follow each shot with a martini or a wine. Beer makes me hurl after a night of revelry.

Oh by the way, can we amend "quiet drunk" to the list? I like to drink, but I would rather listen to all of the other drunks make asses of themselves as I quietly down a fourth glass of Riesling.

 

Done. I mistakenly considered that to be 'depressed' but I now see my error.

 

I'll take one of these any day of the week (it's a shot, too, but I prefer the drink):

Red Death

Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Southern Comfort
1 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Sloe gin
1/2 oz Triple sec
Fill with Sprite
1 dash Lime juice

 

You can keep "depressed drunk" on the list as well. That's the drunk who's so depressed about his/her situation (getting dumped, dog dies, you lose your corner office for a cubicle), he's content to drink depressed and enjoy it.

A quiet drunk, IMO, is someone who likes to drink and watch everyone else get drunk, while he's getting drunk as well. I have so much dirt on my friends when they get drunk, I have a hard time trying to remember it a day later after I recover!

 

I'm seriously all over the map. Most of the time, "Krazy M***" is unleashed on the world, and you'll see an in-shape, shirtless white male running around with a lamp-shade on his head and trying to do a BAD Scottish accent, even though there isn't an ioda of Gaelic blood in my body. But, if I'm not up to snuff, I am not a person to be trifled with.

Never been in a bar fight drunk, but the lone "brawl" I was in was pretty one-sided. One night when I was the DD, some ridiculously drunk idiot was talking shit within an inch of my face for about 15 minutes while I was sitting at the bar when he made the fatal mistake of taking the hat off my head and throwing it. So I simply took him by the neck and threw him into the nearest wall. He needed three stitches and despite being thrown out, I still got my hat back. I snapped b/c it was mid-terms and in the middle of the Great Yankee Collapse. I was considerably on-edge.

And yes, I realize this is just someone posting on an anonymous Internet message board.

 

Speaking of, I just added "Posting on Message Board Drunk." That way we'll know when Angola logs on.

Of course, I'm eligible now.

 

My favorite shot is a red-headed slut, which consists of Jager, peach schnapps and cranberry juice.

 

Come on... no one can start idiotic polls like JDV...

 

Yea, I like those and blowjobs, but flaming lemondrops are my favorite.

 

Gatorade would be good right about now.

 

When I'm in a groove (read: incredibly shit-faced), I just crack open a bottle of Tanqueray and start doing shots. The most I did in one night was eight. That was fun.

 

Favorite Shot: Liquid Cocaine (Madison version. They don't know how to make anything right in Ann Arbor). Consists of Jegermister, Goldschlager (however you spell it), and Rumplemintz.