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What the hell kinda drunk are you?/Favorite Shot

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Write-brained, May 11, 2007.

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Are you a:

  1. Happy Drunk

    25 vote(s)
    61.0%

  2. Mean Drunk

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Sloppy Drunk

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%

  4. Horny Drunk

    16 vote(s)
    39.0%

  5. Depressed Drunk

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%

  6. Goofy Drunk

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%

  7. Nonstop talking Drunk

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%

  8. Swing Shit Wide Open (Wicked) Drunk

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%

  9. Quiet Drunk

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%

  10. Post on Message Board Drunk

    2 vote(s)
    4.9%
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  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Do car bombs count?
     
    Clever username, May 12, 2007
    #49
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Goldschlager, with Jagermeister close behind, tho I am not really big on shots.

    And Shotglass, please pick up the red courtesy phone.
     
    dooley_womack1, May 12, 2007
    #50
  3. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Don't give it another thought. I prefer beer. Shots are something I did when I reached the point of no return ... we were at bar no 4 or 5 and I was just too stupid to stop drinking ... though I was the recipient of a blow job (the shot) a few times (always best when done by girls I didn't know)

    these were the good old days ... ... now I just drink a few beers at home while my wife laughs at me.
     
    Write-brained, May 12, 2007
    #51
  4. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    There's a wife-related not giving Write a blow job joke in there somewhere, but I am too cowardly to make it.
     
    Clever username, May 12, 2007
    #52
  5. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Went on one bachelorette party where we were not allowed to order any drinks or shots that did NOT have a sexual connotation.

    So I grew fond of the screaming orgasm, the buttery nipple and the blowjob shot.
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, May 12, 2007
    #53
  6. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    What does a blowjob shot consist of?
     
    Clever username, May 12, 2007
    #54
  7. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Don't sweat it. I almost made one too but I was worried about said wife looking over my shoulder. (I'm buzzed and trying to be on my best behavior ;) )
     
    Write-brained, May 12, 2007
    #55
  8. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    1/4 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
    1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, May 12, 2007
    #56
  9. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    From what I remember, I sat in a chair while a girl got on her knees and knelt down and grabbed the shotglass resting in my crotch with her mouth. If you're lucky you only get about half of the damn shot on your crotch, so the illusion that you pissed yourself only lasts a little while.
     
    Write-brained, May 12, 2007
    #57
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I've been hanging out in the wrong bars.
     
    Clever username, May 12, 2007
    #58
  11. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Poor Clever. One day you'll meet a nice girl who will make a man out of you.
     
    Clever username, May 12, 2007
    #59
  12. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Sxy, did you do a blowjob shot on your knees?

    Is that too personal a question? :D
     
    Write-brained, May 12, 2007
    #60
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