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What the hell kinda drunk are you?/Favorite Shot

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Write-brained, May 11, 2007.

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Are you a:

  1. Happy Drunk

    25 vote(s)
    61.0%

  2. Mean Drunk

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Sloppy Drunk

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%

  4. Horny Drunk

    16 vote(s)
    39.0%

  5. Depressed Drunk

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%

  6. Goofy Drunk

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%

  7. Nonstop talking Drunk

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%

  8. Swing Shit Wide Open (Wicked) Drunk

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%

  9. Quiet Drunk

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%

  10. Post on Message Board Drunk

    2 vote(s)
    4.9%
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  1. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    I do have the option of saying no, right?

    ;)
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, May 11, 2007
    #25
  2. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    Yes. Beer is good. I like beer. Especially because it's easier to control your level of intoxication - losing your buzz? Drink another. Getting a little too loopy too soon? Slow down or eat something.
     
    Write-brained, May 11, 2007
    #26
  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    Of course, but I don't know why you would.
     
    Clever username, May 11, 2007
    #27
  4. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    For thine is the Drunkface, forever and ever, Amen.
     
    Jones, May 11, 2007
    #28
  5. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    Done, even if it is an inside joke that I don't get.

    Told you I'm an accomodating drunk.
     
    Write-brained, May 11, 2007
    #29
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    You rock, Write-brained. Now we'll know when wicked has voted. ;D
     
    Chi City 81, May 11, 2007
    #30
  7. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    and for when you've had too much to drink:

    Una Soda
    by the Refreshments

    Una soda por favor
    Can't drink cervezas anymore
    'Cause if I do I fear I'll fall down on the floor
    Una soda por favor
    Can't drink that anymore

    ¿Dónde el baño señor?
    Please point me to the door
    And if you'd be so kind I swear that I won't puke on your floor
    ¿Dónde el baño señor?
    Point me to the door
    To the door

    Come off a hard day of thinking
    Just thought I'd do a little drinking
    Now man the lifeboats
    I think my ship is sinking, yeah

    ¿Qúe hora es señor?
    And who's that pretty girl standing there, by the door?
    I think I knew her from a thousand years before
    ¿Qúe hora es señor?
    I need a little more
    I need a little more
    I need a little more
    I need a little more
    Hey, yeah!
    Hey, yeah!
    Yeah!
     
    EStreetJoe, May 11, 2007
    #31
  8. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tom T. Hall!

    (chorus)
    I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
    I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
    Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
    This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer
    (he likes beer)

    My wife often frowns when we're out on the town
    And I'm wearing a suit and a tie
    She's sipping vermouth and she thinks I'm uncouth
    When I yell as the waiter goes by

    I like beer...

    Last night i dreamed that i passed from the scene
    And i went to a place so sublime
    Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
    Then they turned it all into wine

    I like beer...
     
    writing irish, May 11, 2007
    #32
  9. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    Someone please help me remember the name of the alcohol I can't drink anymore after a nasty collegiate experience ... tastes like black licorice and is foreign, I believe. I've looked it up a couple of times but I still can't remember the name ... plus I'm sort of happily drinking now ...
     
    Write-brained, May 11, 2007
    #33
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    Sambuca?
     
    Clever username, May 11, 2007
    #34
  11. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    Ouzo. Along with buttfucking, one of the less proud Greek contributions to culture.
     
    writing irish, May 11, 2007
    #35
  12. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Re: What the hell kinda drunk are you?

    No, but I can't drink it thanks to that night ..
     
    Write-brained, May 11, 2007
    #36
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