What the hell kind of kids show is this?

These are the type of thoughts I often have watching the Disney Channel with my daughter.

When the Little Einsteins fly off in Rocket, I imagine them plowing right into a mountain. Think about it. These are little kids flying a ROCKET! And where the hell are the parents? I see them showing up one by one at the crash site, then being led away in handcuffs for negligence.

I imagine Dorothy the Dinosaur running out of roses and turning on the Wiggles in her hunger. What did they expect? She's a fucking dinosaur!

It gets worse, but I'll stop here for now...

 

Exactly. I mean, where the fuck are Max and Ruby's parents? How can two bunnies - including a pre-schooler who can't talk - supposed to live on their own at that age?

 

Wait till your kid starts confusing Daniel Cook with Dane Cook.

 

Blame it on the Teletubbies. Your kid went from Teletubbies straight to this. Tinky Winky isn't gay; he is a pusher for bad TV and your kid is now addicted.

 

I'll take Daniel Cook any day over these guys.

Can any of our Canadian SportsJournalists.commers explain them?
Give me Mr. Dressup.

 

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