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What the hell do I buy for a one-year old?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Kaylee, Apr 9, 2007.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    With God as my witness, this is the first image that shows up when I Yahoo searched "bag o glass."

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  2. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Just go to your bank -- or the kid's family's bank. They can give you the details.
     
  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I bow in your general direction.
     
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Sharp objects
     
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern.
     
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Bravo, Ragu. Bravo.

    You also could opt for a year's supply of:

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  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Been there, done that. Said he got an industrial sized tub of that stuff for the tyke when he was born.

    Looking for a different tack.

    (though Boudreaux's Butt Paste will always be funny.)
     
  8. Get them a t-shirt like this one

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  9. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Good idea, Chris! I vote for this one, though:

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    Or if you want something a little more "OK for public":

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  10. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    They had one that I'm too lazy to look up that says, "Abortions Tickle." I felt really evil for chuckling the first time I read it. But going to church yesterday absolved me of my sins. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
     
  11. Yawn

    Yawn New Member

    OK. Where's the Thought Police on turning this innocent thread into a political war?
     
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