What is your irrational fear?

Snakes. I can't even see them on TV without my balls climbing up into my abdomen.

 

Fixed.

 

There is nothing irrational about this fear.

 

Wouldn't the clowns mess up your alignment?

 

It's irrational in that these snakes are no actual threat to me. On TV, behind inch-thick glass at a zoo, I'm terrified. I see a tiny garden snake and run away like a little girl. It's embarrassing, but beyond my control.

 

Now that's some comedy gold right there.

 

But everyone knows you're a girlie man...

 

I don't know about anyone else, but JDV videos scare the HELL out of me.


That, and asking a question and the subject punching me in the face. Every week I think I'm going to ask one, and I almost vomit before I start an interview.

 

Dark, damp basements ...

 

And when you're down here with us, buckdubs, YOU'LL FLOAT, TOO!

 

I might crack its pelvis...

 

i got news for you buddy, the clowns ain't too in love with you for driving over them.