What Is That On Your Roof?

Oh, a big, giant willy?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

 

The immature person in me says that's hilarious.

 

The best part is that it was there for more than a year before anyone noticed.

With itty-bitty balls like that makes me think he's a juicer.

 

We had a high school football game postponed around here when school officials discovered vandals burned one of those into the grass. It was about 90 yards schlong, I mean, 90 yards long.

 

Understandable. It was the immature person in me that posted the link. I take no responsibility for his actions.

 

In highschool it was not uncommon for teachers to walk into a class to finone or two large ones drawn on the chalk board, or other sketches of the same ilk. got to the point where they would walk in, erase them and carry on unfazed like nothing ever happened.

 

Solid.

But, that is fuckin' HILARIOUS.

 

Looks like a landing strip for Santa Claus.

 

Cumming in for a landing...

 

Similar (courtesy of Google Maps): http://images.usefulzero.com/d/259

 

This reminds me of a story from a former employee of mine who moved on to be a designer for a group of newspapers in Chicago. Someone had written a story about a rash of vandalsim taking place on Fourth Street that consisted of the perps turning people's mailboxes and driveways into giant penises. His headline for the story?: "Phallic fourth."

He proceeds to tell me that the woman who edited his page was some 92-year-old who brought the proof back to him, pointing her finger at the word "phallic," saying, "I, I, I don't know what this word means."

My friend's response: "What happened next was the most uncomfortable five seconds of my life."

Priceless.

 

If that place is worth a million pounds, I do believe someone overpaid.