What is it with these Miss USA contestants?

Presenting the new and improved Miss Nevada USA 2007:





http://www.theatwellgroup.com/usa.htm

 

The red X is so very fetching.

 

She might be new, but she's got a lot to live up to for us to consider her an improvement over her predecessor.

 

ANOTHER Miss USA contestant resigns
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/15/miss.nj.ap/

Ashley Harder, Miss New Jersey USA, has resigned because she is pregnant, The Philadelphia Daily News reported in Monday's editions.

Harder, 20, told the newspaper she voluntarily stepped down because it's against pageant rules to compete while pregnant.

 

This could only get better if the baby is Donald's.

 

The former Ms. Nevada, in those photos, would make a stereotypical white trash slut feel proud of herself. Holy Glen Mason, she doesn't even look like a regular slut! She looks like straight-up white trash slut!

 

Or Rosie O'Donnell's.

 

The former Miss Nevada is much better looking.

Not to say I wouldn't - you know what - to the present Miss Nevada, or a pregnant former Miss New Jersey, for that matter.