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What in the weirdest parts of hell goes on at Demi Moore's house?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Care Bear, Jan 25, 2012.

  1. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    So, earlier today I read that this petite pile of bones and silicone and bad acting had checked into rehab or something for "exhaustion." That's obviously a load of bullshit, but whatever.

    Tonight, I read on TMZ that Moore was admitted to the hospital after suffering seizure-like symptoms from inhaling nitrous oxide. This chick was doing whip-its. In her home.

    I remember seeing a band of 20-year-old boners doing whip-its outside a Dave Matthews concert several years ago. But Moore is almost 50. What.The.Fuck.

    This is just weird to me. I would rather the world discover I had an addiction to sticking Sorry! pieces up my ass all day and night.

    Who does whip-its?

  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    When I get home...sig change time!
  3. BrianGriffin

    BrianGriffin Active Member

    It started with a Punk'd! prank and it got out of hand.

    YGBFKM Guest

    Now I've got that damn Devo song stuck in my head. I wonder if she did them with one of these on:

  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Let me help with that, ygster.

    Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid...
  6. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    "It's not too late!
    To whip it, whip it good!"
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I'd rather get caught doing whip-its.
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Situation: (Note "Blue Enters Here" notation. In this particular variation of the game, blue enters something else entirely)


    Sorry! card pulled:


    Result: Assgasm. (Or since it's Sorry!, perhaps it's an Assgasm!)
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I heard Richard Gere was fond of sticking certain Mouse Trap pieces up his ass.
  10. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Walter Payton needed a striptease.
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I'm too old to indulge anymore, but nitrous is a lot of fun.
  12. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member


    Poppers > Whip-Its
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