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What if...Gore had been elected president?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jun 11, 2008.

  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Even with the money the levees still wouldn't have been fixed by the time Katrina hit.
     
  2. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Maybe I'm misreading this quote, but it sounds like Gore was arguing for working with the U.N. to combat Saddam's pursuit of WMDs. He wouldn't have unilaterally decided to invade.



    Didn't you already make that joke? Didn't it suck the first time, too?
     
  3. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    If Gore wins in 2000, McCain wins in 2004.

    Come to think of it, maybe I do wish Gore had been elected.
     
  4. Brooklyn Bridge

    Brooklyn Bridge Well-Known Member

    Local politicians have been skimming that money to cover shortfalls and for social programs for years. I don't think Bush alone can be blamed. You want to criticize him for "Heckuva job Brownie" and the federal response tho, go ahead.
     
  5. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Fuck you Big pee, the joke was funny as hell both times. The greater joke is the thought of Al Gore as President.
     
  6. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    HA HA HA! Oh, I just got it. See, what he meant was that Al Gore would have stopped global warming so Katrina would have never happened.

    You're quite the young whipper-snapper sir!

    Party on!
     
  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    You're all wrong. Katrina still would've happened, but it would've been a Category 1 storm at worst. We all know George Bush was on an aircraft carrier in the Gulf, pointing space heaters at the water and box fans into the sky so it would level New Orleans. It's all his fault. :)
     
  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Would Saddam Hussein still be alive?

    Who would be president today?
     
  9. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Katrina wouldn't have happened because Gore would have ended global warming.
     
  10. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    9/11 wouldn't have happened because the whole world would be joined in hands singing Partridge Family songs.
     
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    If Gore had been elected president, he would have used his Internet skills to perfect time travel.
    Then we would have sent a team back in time, to the 1993 Eastern Conference finals, to tell Charles Smith to dunk the damn ball.
     
  12. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Oh, that's complete bullshit.

    Do you know how hard it is to make homeless people sleeping in Central Park? Oh, and what about OJ Simpson? Certainly no one would want to hold his hand.
     
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