What happened to the "delete post" button?

I appreciate the direction the writing threads have taken of late.
Independent thinking seems to be invited, instead of shouted down like it was in the board's "good ol' days."
Seriously, I believe one of the reasons this site is half-dead is because many of the slurpers grew impatient when their 'round-the-clock defenses weren't being rewarded with jobs at ESPN.

 

I miss Wife of Fart and the other sock puppets. There was a second one - what was it? Daughter of Fart? No, I just remembered it. Momma of Fart.

I thought they might lead to others, like maybe the ultimate Turd Of Fart.

And no, I didn't do it 3OF. But I did find them funny.

Best wishes to the entire Fart Family.

 

Thank you, and to yours.
Collectively, we are a tremendous energy resource.
The way I see it, the government ought to be paying us to expel gas.

 

It's only a message board, champ. I don't make it my life.

 

Rip makes me laugh. Maybe not every time, but frequently enough.

 

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EDIT: ..

 

Is someone here a writer for Community, because that was meta.

 

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That's so 1980s.

 

What am I objecting to?