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What Happened to Jessica Simpson?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by YankeeFan, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. Bruce Leroy

    Bruce Leroy Active Member

    I don't care what's "in style" or what year it is. Jeans or pants worn that high never look flattering. The entire outfit is awful.
     
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Those can't be mom jeans... I looked and didn't see "Zena" any where on them...
     
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    She looks perfectly nice. The outfit sucks (and emphasizes) ass.
     
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    What happened to her? Who gives a fuck?

    She's a no-talent hack, who happens to know her place as masturbation fodder, and that's all she'll ever be. If that's the niche she's carved out, all power to her no matter how big her ass is.
     
  5. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    That's where I am.
     
  6. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Honestly, she looks like a normal woman in that pic but her fashion sense is 100% trailer park.

    Godawful.
     
  7. doctorx

    doctorx Member

    She's a no-talent hack, who happens to know her place as masturbation fodder, and that's all she'll ever be.
    [/quote]

    You say that like it's a bad thing.
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    For Bubbler, it's a Walmart-level Defcon 5 bad thing.
     
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    AMac is right. High-waisted is "in" although they make ANYONE look terrible. I'm vehemently against high-waisted pants.

    But you can't compound the problem with a double-layered animal print belt.
     
  10. I Digress

    I Digress Guest

    Yup. And, while that outfit is all kinds of hideous, she doesn't look nearly so heavy from that angle.
     
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  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Damn, that's a FUPA.
     
  12. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I have nothing to add other than the last sentence has put Def Leppard's Animal in my head.

    "And I want ... and I need ... and I lust ... animal!"

    [​IMG]
     
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