What do you wear to Wal-Mart?

Nothing.































I don't go to Wal-Mart you pervs!

 

I have one outfit for everything (work, wal-mart, dining out at not five-star restaurants, visits to inlaws, doctors appointments, etc): White running shoes, jeans, logo t-shirt, one of 20 hats.

 

Our Wal-Mart is near the YMCA, so I usually grab what I need at Wally World when I'm done working out... So like Flash, I may be a bit stinky, but I'm still dressed better than 98 percent of the people there...

 

Oh and the other Wal-Mart I frequent for supplies, the denizen women tend to dress like this:




That's an Amish gal, but I couldn't find anything under 'hudderite woman.' Lots of Hudderite colonies on the outskirts of the city. Freaky shit.

By the way, if you do a non-safe Google image search for 'amish woman' ... well ... um ... NSFW on the first page, even!

 

Hi! Y'all welcome to Wal-Marks....

 

Don't forget your gimme ballcap that says "Who Farted?" on it.

 

Never go to Wal-Mart.

 

Mikey in fact opens all convos with sj women by asking what they are wearing.

 

Red polo shirt and khaki trousers.

The employees there all look at me funny. Why is this?

 

I've only been to a Wal-Mart a handful of times in my life, so take this for what it's worth. Typically, I try to wear clothes.

 

Nice X mikey