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What do you think this anchor said?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by bigpern23, Sep 17, 2009.

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  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    bubbler.
     
    imjustagirl, Sep 17, 2009
    #25
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Keep smilin'
    Keep shinin'
    Keep fuckin' that chicken...for sure
     
    BYH, Sep 18, 2009
    #26
  3. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I don't think chickens fuck.

    I could be wrong.
     
    21, Sep 18, 2009
    #27
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Poor things.
     
    imjustagirl, Sep 18, 2009
    #28
  5. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    They had just come out of a commercial...Jim Purdue, Purdue chicken with the tagline "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken."
    Anastos introduced the weather guy and said "It takes a tough make to make a tender forecast, Nick."
    Weather guy kind of stammered, "I guess that's me." and Ernie hit him with "keep fucking that chicken."

    And we've already added it to our office lexicon
     
    spnited, Sep 18, 2009
    #29
  6. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    As one who does this guy's job every day...this is why I make it a point -- whenever I say ANYTHING ends with ' -uck' -- to make sure to say it slowly and deliberately -- so that there is no confusion.

    What makes this clip so watchable is the hearty laughter from the anchor right after he says it along with the shock of his co-anchor...

    Definitely a must watch.
     
    exmediahack, Sep 18, 2009
    #30
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    As someone who grew up in the country, I can say chickens do definitely fuck. The speed of it makes BYH look like a Six Million Dollar Man slo-mo, but they do fuck.

    Didn't say it was consensual.
     
    Football_Bat, Sep 18, 2009
    #31
  8. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    So you're saying for the sake of accuracy, the anchor should have said, "Keep raping that chicken"?
     
    YGBFKM, Sep 18, 2009
    #32
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    All sex in the animal world is rape.
     
    Football_Bat, Sep 18, 2009
    #33
  10. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    I'll take your word for it.
     
    YGBFKM, Sep 18, 2009
    #34
  11. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    Alan Ball must have used that as the inspiration for the Ricky FITZ scene in Lester's garage in American Beauty.
     
    Simon_Cowbell, Sep 18, 2009
    #35
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Here is a better audio quality version. The guy slowed the words afterward and played it over. I don't know why it makes me laugh.



    Keep fucking that chicken is definitely my new catchphrase.
     
    The Big Ragu, Sep 18, 2009
    #36
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