What do you steal from work?

No, sir. It wasn't directed to you. Someone posted "A paycheck." Now my response just looks foolish.

 

I'll bet anything you have bank lollipops all over your house ...

 

Whenever I go to the bank, I leave with a sour-apple lollipop.

 

I prefer the butterscotch ones.

 

You would.

 

I take pens. I prefer not to use the term stealing. They are there for me to take and write with. So, I do. In a wide variety of colors and tip styles.

 

In college, I worked in a grocery store. The Tombstone pizza guy occasionally left us a few freebies when something was discontinued or out of date. I took one from the freezer, nuked it and ate it in the lunch room one day. Midway through my meal, the hired security guy confronted me. He actually called the vendor to verify my story.

 

Post-Its.

I don't understand though. I put them in my purse and I never see them again.

 

Give me the question mark ones any day.

 

But you never know what it is. How can you do that to yourself?

 

I enjoy life on the edge.

 

I'd up and switch banks if they offered blow pops