What do you steal from work?

Probably still a huge gap, though.

 

DAYUM, Chef! And I thought we was cool.

 

Looking at a picture of Grimace always cracks me up.

And I don't steal from work, but as for what work has taken from me, well, that's a whole 'nother story.

 

Old media guides.

 

Damn you!! You stole my answer. Althought I was going to use Dean Singleton font.

Maybe someone should run a Family Feud game. Poll 100 SJ commers on lame-ass questions, then see who can match the most when you post the question as a thread!

 

Oh....we's cool.

I'm just playing.

 

The closest I've come to stealing from an employer is accidentally sticking a pen in my pocket and walking out the door. Why the hell would you steal from your employer?

 

Somebody here works in a place that actually provides batteries?
If my paper did that, I'd have to actually go into the office. Last time I looked, our supply closet just had a buncha notebooks, crappy pens and yellowing envelopes with a no-longer-current p.o box return address on them.
And some Post-Its. But not enough to make it worth the trip into town.

 

Agreed.

 

Once a month when rent time comes and I have to mail in a check. (The envelope, not the money).

 

Monday Morning Sportswriter dialing the authorities and 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

[Yeah, I know ... reeeeeeeeeallly old-school board reference ...]

 

rich's vagina just bled and he doesn't know why.